Good morning!
It’s Wednesday, and look what decided to grow in our field. Thistle!
The mere mention of which, of course, requires a recitation of the following:
Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
The…